Listen to Erathoniel ranting on and on in good ol' conservative Christian fashion.
Everyone's doing one. Heck, I already did one!
Published on April 22, 2008 By erathoniel In Humor

I would be America's best president ever!

I've ruled entire galaxies before, and my empires last more than a thousand years of rapid technological advancement and development! I can even deal with those pesky insurgents. We have nukes, nuke 'em all! NOW! Problem solved, no* lives lost.

I would be acceptable by anyone. Or at least they'd say they would accept me. See above.**

I promote public happiness! Are you happy? No? I'll make you happy. There's your kitten. You're a dog person? Have cat allergies? Too bad.

I'm an ultra-right wing conservative nutcase and I'm proud of it, vote for me in '08!

* Gross understatement.

** Highlander, see how weak that is yet?

I manage to make even Hillary look good. Without her makeup.


Comments
on Apr 22, 2008

You'd be assassinated by my people before you could say "primary."

on Apr 22, 2008

Noted. Nice to know that I'm so radical.

The nukes are probably bad, but it is defending the innocent. The innocent here being Israel, who fall dangerously close to the nuke impact zones. The nukes are called off.