I wasn't really serious. Second, I don't trust a guy named "cscoles" to be omnipotent.

God would just call himself God.

You do realize that "God" isn't God's real name, right?

~Zoo

In my opinion, that's a very narrow view. Muslims call God Allah, and Jews call their god Y-w-h. Besides, by saying what God would call himself, are you not implying that you know God? That you know his desires?

Meh, it's your opinion, but I don't agree with it.

Dang, I was gonna make that point but you beat me to it.

I hereby declare that the next bad thing that happens to Erathoniel was my doing. See, that's what happens when you distrust me.



That's my ghetto name.



Zoo, capitalize Word.

Spelled "Gawd."



Oops...my bad.

~Zoo

Seriously, though, if the real God came, he could convince everyone of his divinity if he wanted to. (Nerdism: .gif animations with sound!)

Yep, you got it right. I don't want to. You just have to believe.

I always thought it was spelled "Gosh"(!).

(If you've Napoleon Dynamite, you get it.)